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THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF

When I ask you how your weekend was, don't hide it. Especially when you have someone sleep over that uses my blanket. There's nothing worse than to come home from an 8 hour flight to see a sink full of dishes, find a big black garbage bag of junk in your room (not your stuff) and your comforter missing from your bed. When you ask where your comforter is (thank good it was in the dryer getting washed...but if anyone threw up in it, is another question) and why it was being washed, you get a response that someone you don't know used it, the only reaction I could give was - WHAT THE FUCK?! You failed to mention you had someone sleep over when I asked about the weekend. What else goes on?

Ah, but the surprises don't end there. Monday morning, on my way to work. start my car. D'OH! almost on E! Just enough to get me to work. Oh and what's this? 3 used up shot glasses and trash on my passenger side on the floor. Oh I see my book is still there with FRUIT ROLL UP SHIT stuck on the cover.

HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO CLEAN UP YOUR SHIT! AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CRACK IN MY WINDOWSHIELD!!!!